if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
saying the word elemelons aloud was the funnest thing ive ever done
No period like menopause. No period like oh shit. Am I the only one you’re sleeping with?!
Is it weird that I get a confidence boost from getting a pedicure? I don’t have to have layer after layer of dead skin shaved off. They just scrub my feet. I have delicate baby feet
There’s nothing worse than being sober when the one thing I need is to be high. All this pain I’m living in will go away, even if just for a couple hours. I miss my bong.