one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

kardashianjpeg:

Just a 

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livin’ in a lonely world 

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

(Source: versaceslut)

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

poopflow:

Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down