if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

saying the word elemelons aloud was the funnest thing ive ever done

No period like menopause. No period like oh shit. Am I the only one you’re sleeping with?!

Is it weird that I get a confidence boost from getting a pedicure? I don’t have to have layer after layer of dead skin shaved off. They just scrub my feet. I have delicate baby feet

There’s nothing worse than being sober when the one thing I need is to be high. All this pain I’m living in will go away, even if just for a couple hours. I miss my bong.