We met in seventh grade. We hated eachother. For some reason, we became friends in eighth grade. By nine grade we were “besties”. We started going out in tenth grade. I fell head over heels. They just fell. Broke up with me because they weren’t comfortable with the idea of liking me. We don’t talk anymore. Day 01 – Introduce yourself Day 02 – Your first love, in...
My name is Sarah. I’m awkward and unstable. I thought it might be fun to do one of these. So I am. Day 01 – Introduce yourself Day 02 – Your first love, in great detail Day 03 – Your parents, in great detail Day 04 – What you ate today, in great detail Day 05 – Your definition of love, in great detail Day 06 – Your day, in great detail Day 07 – Your best friend, in great detail Day...
IT'S TUMBLR TUESDAY!
Oh, geez. Tuesday comes after Monday? What a concept.
Do what you want. →
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It’s beautiful and so are you.(:
Oh, shit. I’m in trouble. I’m not supposed to like you and you’re not supposed to like me. My friend likes you and a different guy likes me. There can be no good ending to this for everyone.
Larry King: Do you watch Jersey Shore with the Situation and JWowWow?
Kathy Griffen: You did NOT just say JWowWow. It's JWoww.
Larry King: But it has two W's.
I really wish. . .
That 11:11 wishes came true. That people were kind. That I didn’t have to do chores while my sister does none. That I could fall asleep easily. That BP wasn’t run by monkeys in suits. That idiots were smarter. That I wasn’t such a dunce. That I was three inches taller. That I didn’t have jank feet. That someone actually cared about what I have to say. That my mom...
How do you change your picture?
I. Am. PISSED.
I don’t get it. Why do people have to be such douches? You’re a creepy asshole. I though I’d tell you. That doesn’t mean you call me a nosey bitch, a hoe, a twat, and an idiot. Obviously, I’m not the one who’s intellectually challenged. I’ll be going to ASMSA while you troll around porn sites on the internet and tell everyone that everyone sent you...
There’s a difference between being fashionable and having expensive...
Isn't black supposed to make you look smaller?
For some reason, my black V-neck rouched fitted tee makes my boobs look ginormous. Not that I’m complaining, but it’s weird!!
Next week, I have theatre camp. The week after that, I will go to a midnight showing of Eclipse. I will go to my granddad’s house every Friday to work in the yard. Sounds like the best summer I could imagine. Not really, though.
Hair talk between black girl and white girl. . . .
Sarah: I saw in your status that you're getting your hair done. Two strand twists again?
Nyclauya: No, I'm getting a perm then a body wrap.
Sarah: All rightyy.
Nyclauya: Wait, do you know what a body wrap is?
Sarah: No, but I know that a perm keeps your hair straight and from getting CRAZZY fuzzy.
Nyclauya: Right. And a body wrap is when you have your hair styled to keep it nice after a fresh perm.
Sarah: Ohhhhhhhkaaaayyy. White girl understands.
Nyclauya: You're crazy.
When Jacob Black is in Bella's room without a...
Katie: He looks so cute and delicious here.
Sarah: Yeah, like a cupcake covered in frosting. Wow, imagine that. A cupcake with frosting.
Katie: Maybe that cupcake has sprinkles.
Ashlyn: Yeah. They're rainbow sprinkles.
I keep on farting.
WHOA!! I have figured out how to make a swirly symbol on my laptop with the cursor! SUUUUUUUHWEEEEEEEEEET!
During a game where you try to understnad mumbled...
Shelby: I HAVE TO SHART!
Katie: Shelby smells like poop. Text Ashlyn.
Sarah: Smelly penis?
MY OH MYAH! : )