you eat, you're fat. you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic. you don't drink, you're a pussy. you read, you're a nerd. you don't read, you're stupid. you tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. you don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. you let someone in, you're easy. you don't let someone in, you're too uptight. you smoke, you think you're cool. you don't smoke, you're a loser. you've had sex, you're a slut. you haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch. you wear make up, you're a slag. you don't wear make up, you're ugly. you can't please anyone. ever.
That would be shaving my legs in my shower. Why is that? I have legs that are nearly three feet long. I have a shower that is two feet wide. I have to put my foot against the wall to shave. I have to take ten minute showers. I have water pouring out at a fast pace right into my eyes.
I deserve a gold medal. I didn’t cut myself shaving tonight.(: