A tease, but still it’s not for free.
I love coming to gym class. I’ll be sad when swimming season ends because the hot guys will cover up their chisled abs.
The doctor is in. I hope to never hear my gyno say that.
And that is one more tick on my whore chart.(:
Hello! I’m * a picker. * a grinner. * a lover. * a sinner. * playing my music in the sun * a joker * a smoker * a midnight toker
I don’t want to leave if you don’t take me home.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand now it’s mandatory study hours. : (
I like your arms.
prepareforwar: schech: Is that odd? Are arms an odd thing to like about a person? I like my boyfriends hands and fingers. And collar bones, he has nice collar bones. I like forearms.
I looooooove how my roommate asked to use my computer so she can do homework, but is on Facebook.
you eat, you're fat. you don't eat, you're a...
Listening to a professional photographer’s story is really inspiring. It makes me realize that even the most humble beginings can lead to greatness. And he has amazing pictures.
I don’t know how I feel about him knowing that sticking his hands in my pants ends all ongoing conversation.
It’s better to eat soup with the one you love than steak with the one you...
Poker is the game of life: you can only cheat when you are positive you won’t get caught. Even then you get caught.
I have a feeling. . .
That I am going to receive a noise violation. Oh, well. I’m having fun.(:
Yesterday is reminding me of why I like no-strings-attached relationships. Thank you for that.(:
Cameron: Hey, Sarah. Your friend will be here in one month and one week.
Cameron: Your friend will be here. What's today's date?
Sarah: The nineteenth.
Cameron: Yeah. Your friend will be here in one month and one week.
Sarah: What are you talking about?
Cameron: Your friend!
Felicia: Are you talking about her period?!
Felicia: When you talk about friends and weeks, girls think about periods.
Cameron: I don't know her menstrual cycle!
Sarah: What are you talking about?!
Cameron: Monkey boy!
Katrina: I will call security on your ass!
Sarah: Katrina just said a bad word. You know shit's getting serious!
Katrina: Shit is getting serious!
Kate: Shit has been serious!!
Katrina: It's getting . . . . serious. . .errr!
The one thing I've promised myself I'll never do,...
The sad part is that I’m slowly becoming addicted.
The sun is up, the sky is blue. It's beautiful,...
I think I've found a new Olympic sport.
That would be shaving my legs in my shower. Why is that? I have legs that are nearly three feet long. I have a shower that is two feet wide. I have to put my foot against the wall to shave. I have to take ten minute showers. I have water pouring out at a fast pace right into my eyes. I deserve a gold medal. I didn’t cut myself shaving tonight.(:
My stomach is full, but my soul is empty. I really wish it was the other way around.